My dear super kpo singaporean mother ♡
11.10.12
K so....My mother is..... the kpoest of the kpoest singaporean mothers like seriously!!!!!!! She can ask about anything and she can bombard me with 19872896386324187 questions in a minute!
Ok so once again im gonna spazz over how much i love posting in this blog hahahahha to me its literally just like unlimited tweeting where certain judgemental-twofaced-freaks-who'll-use-every-tweet-against-you don't 'follow' me and i really doubt that they're all really lifeless enough to come stalk my blogs everyday if they even stalked me thoroughly to find and realize i do blog haha
ok so i was just tweeting about stuff my mum asked me tonight and i realized heh.... those are quite a lot of tweets why don't i just blog instead so..... HERE I AM HERE I AM /dances to watch out/ OMG AND IT WAS #1000DAYSWITHZEA OHYEAH BABEH ZE:A ZE:A ZE:A 1000 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OK SO TONIIIIIIIIIGHTTTTTTT WE ARE YOUNG! and my mother wants to young too LMAOHAHAKCAN omg but i look so weird in this picture :( 1 year ago.... clear lenses...0 make up T.T
Ok so how these questions came about.... and how my screening starts... LMAO
i open the door, walk to the computer, sit down and....
Mum: Where you go today ah???
Me: Out?
Mum: Why go out? Why don't want stay home?
Me: Cause no one was home? and there was nothing to do?
Mum: Where you go?
Me: Woodlands
Mum: Why you no school still want go woodlands?
Me: Cause..... i don't know
Mum: Then you keep going there for what?
Me: Singapore so small no where else to go mah
Mum: Go there do what?
Me: Eat
Mum: Whole day eat ah?
Me: No lah
Mum: Then do what?
Me: Talk?
Mum: Who? [I think she said with who but i only heard who so i was like :\ ]
Me: Huh?
Mum: You eat and talk to yourself meh?
Me:Uh......no
Mum: Then you talk and eat with who?
Me: Friends
Mum:Who are your friends?
Me:Kpop de
Mum: Names?
Me: Raymond and Crisann
Mum: Who is raymond and crisann?
Me: My friends
OMG RIGHT? LOOK AT THE AMOUNT OF QUESTION MARKS!!!!!! AND THATS NOT ALL!
Mum: Is Raymond the guy from the flea that time?
Me: Yes
Mum: Why is he so tall?
Me: How do i know?
Mum: How old is he?
Me: 15
Mum: wah he very tall. He helped you with your luggage right?
Me: yes
Mum: good friend! What school de?
Me: Woodlands ring
Mum: so he stay woodlands ah?
Me: yes
Mum: the crisann eh?
Me: same. woodlands ring and same staying at woodlands
Mum: no wonder you everyday still go woodlands. you all got study together a not?
Me: huh? yes?
Mum: ok good. by the way you bought new shoes again ah?
THE QUESTIONS JUST DON'T END!!!!!
At this point.... shes done questioning me about where i was and who i was with and everything so she moves on to ask more questions and in this case.... cause of Rovson's slippers ;_____;
Me: what new shoes?
Mum: The slippers outside not yours meh?
Me: My friend's one
Mum: Whose one?
Me: You don't know one luh. From church de.
Mum: Who?
Me: Rovson..........SEE! told you you don't know who de
Mum: Why are his slippers with you?
Me: Cause i broke my shoes yesterday
Mum: What shoes you break? where you go yesterday? Why he lend you his slippers?
Me: My red shoes. I went to Woodlands and....cause i broke my red shoes
Mum: Which red one? the one i bought you ah? He stay at woodlands also ah?
Me: nope i buy myself de and yes he stays at woodlands
Mum: Why all your friends stay at woodlands?
Me: How i know
Mum: Wheres your broken shoes? is it the flag one? can fix a not?
Me: cannot fix le... The whole bottom part gone le so i threw away
Mum: Why throw maybe still can fix eh! So whose Rovson? Why the ray what rayson ah never lend you his slippers?
Me: cannot fix luh! and its raymond.... and.... aiya don't ask so much luh
Mum:Why the Raymond never lend you his slippers? Then how the Rovson go home that day?
Me: We were near his house so he went home to bring slippers for me
Mum: Wah so good ah?
Me: Yep of couse
Mum: What you do yesterday?
Me: Eat
Mum: Everyday eat and talk later you become fat. Are you going to return the slippers?
Me: obviously....ya
Mum: Why your other friend's slippers still with you? [referring to Wei lin's one]
Me: cause she doesn't want it anymore.
Mum: Why she don't want?
Me: how i know? But she said keep it or throw it so.... yea
Mum: Make sure you return your rov friend's slippers ok? our house enough shoes liao too many le
Me: His name is Rovson and yes i will return
Mum: Later i confirm see it in your flea bags lorh. [OMG FIRST THING SHE SAID WHICH WASN'T A QUESTION]
Me: nope won't happen
YAY NOW SHE'S DONE! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA FINALLY
And here is the lovely lady with the million questions! muai motha~ AND YES SHE IS SUPERRRR BITCHY which is why im constantly renting about her on twitter but still..... thats the woman who gave birth to me lmao hahahah picture from thailand trip last year ^__^ i look.... xmm-ish in this picture but haish T__T
OMG and i think this picture is like superrrr funny.... though i look kinda weird with who knows what short i was wearing and i was carrying some pencil case? hahaha omg i remember.... i didn't bring a small bag to put my stuff in so i just grabbed some pouch to throw my phone, earpiece and some money into then i grabbed my.... uh....*cough*2pm handphone strap and just attached it to the pencil case/pouch thingy and TA-DAH lame ikr. kcan.
But yeah i still think this picture is funny :\ we look like as though someone just bitched at us and we're like not happy which was quite true!!!! i mean.... we couldn't find the restaurant we wanted to eat at which was the roof top restaurant of baiyoke sky hotel or something :\ But the lifts were superrr complicating and everything so we gave up LMAO but we were trying to stay positive so we started taking random pictures with random shitz around and heres one failed picture HAHAHHAHAHA
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